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Hums very loudly - hoping to annoy someone enough to gain some attention.

The splice is just going to stand there and stare at Toby as if contemplating whether or not he should bother biting the Spy.
lonetexanengineer

lonetexanengineer:

toptroublemaker:

He blinks and stares … “You look even uglier then before, I honestly didn’t think it was possible.” 

Brian just narrows his eyes and hisses. “Don’t start with me, BLU. Be happy I don’t got a tail t’strangle ya with.”

"I can’t blame you for wanting to wrap yourself around me, but, as we all know, I have a boyfriend - so it’s good that you weren’t given a tail," he mocked, crossing his arms in front of him and grinning that stupid confident grin he was so talented at.

The splice is just going to stand there and stare at Toby as if contemplating whether or not he should bother biting the Spy.
lonetexanengineer

He blinks and stares … “You look even uglier then before, I honestly didn’t think it was possible.” 

crimsondemise:

Wait— Sass is a cannibal? Really? That flaming queer— he can’t be a cannibal.

Good. You shouldn’t

Well he was literally ripping chunks off of my neck whilst I was still alive. Unless I imagined it in my state of panic - which I didn’t. I’m sure.

crimsondemise:

Good. Any physical description so I don’t go after the wrong Medic?

Now now, I cannot taste. I ain’t picky with food.

Tallish … dark hair, answers to ‘Sass’? Somewhat intimidating. Likes tea. Really I have nothing else. 

*Simply pulls an ‘I don’t know’ face and shrugs.* 

Eh … I won’t ask.

crimsondemise:

Hmm… You tell me where his medbay is and I’ll pay him a real nice visit. [He grins now, licking his teeth.] Hope he’s not all that bony. Like ‘em with something to bite apart from bones.

Awe, just kees us fed and we won’t bite.

Gotta say, you look tender.

Badlands RED base I assume? I don’t tread there often any more.

No - it’s all muscle, I promise. My amazing looks are miss-leading, I taste bad. Keep that in your head. 

crimsondemise:

Unfortunately I don’t know any other cannibals…. Well, and who that might be? [He leans into interest, hands behind his back now. You have his attention.]

My base’s RED medic. I’m pretty sure he’s a cannibal. I mean - he practically ate me alive and that wasn’t all too pleasant. A lot of blood, some screaming on, well, my end. At least I really messed up his kitchen, and his foot. And his bird, perhaps. 

I don’t know - cannibals scare me. That’s all I know. 

And no one as attractive as me should be eaten, even if my looks might make it quite tempting. 

crimsondemise:

Cannibalism squared.

You don’t happen to want to ‘square some cannibals’ do you? I might have one particular person who I’d like to get revenge on … *looks over to the side, wondering if this is actually a good plan.* Hmm ..

crimsondemise:

Lucky you one’s at your side.

That’s … right! So - what happens when a cannibal eats another cannibal? Humour me.

crimsondemise:

You worry me.

.)

… there are too many cannibals around here.

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